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Who remembers the Game of Life? No I’ve not been hacked by Peter Kay, but there was a card in it called “Share the Wealth” and that’s what I’m about to do.
I’v been crook this week, an … um … er … hyperactive intestine among the symptoms. So my wife recounted this tale of woe to our cleaner, who advised the following: necking a shot of uncooked rice, washed down with a mug of mint tea. It works, mates!
